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Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.


Women should be obscene and not heard


Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy


I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.


Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you


Before I speak, I have something important to say.


Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.


Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?