Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Women should be obscene and not heard

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?